Friday, August 31, 2007 @ 4:01 AM
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Sandyosis | |
| Cause: | old library books |
| Symptoms: | extreme rashes, dislike of modern architecture, bushy eyebrows, warts |
| Cure: | cryogenic freezing until science catches up |
hannah's
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Hannah's Lurgy | |
| Cause: | lack of sleep |
| Symptoms: | frequent death, sneezing, steam whistling from ears |
| Cure: | take a day off work |
liyan's
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Liyan's Disease | |
| Cause: | stress |
| Symptoms: | frequent loss of weight, tunnel vision, sparks |
| Cure: | don't do it again |
joey's
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Joeyitis | |
| Cause: | lack of fish in diet |
| Symptoms: | liver pain, lumps, purple stools, skin lesions |
| Cure: | take five shots of morphine every day for the rest of your life |
sherelyn's
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Sherelyn lee's Syndrome | |
| Cause: | eating spicy food |
| Symptoms: | grey skin, lack of reflection in mirrors, frequent absenteeism, slow heartbeat |
| Cure: | acupuncture |
found this on bessy's blog(:
